VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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