So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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