yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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