I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Randomize
