did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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