normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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