Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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