have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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