I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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