Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
