will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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