Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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