"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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