ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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