i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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