Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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