I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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