Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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