Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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