you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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