First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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