Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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