I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize