I don't think brook has ever known best
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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