I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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