The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
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