quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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