My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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