She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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