People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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