I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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