but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
vagina is talking i cant
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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