you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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