We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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