David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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