dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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