And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Is it penis luge time yet?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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