My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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