She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
third nipple confirmed
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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