My vagina just recognized that song.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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