# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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