The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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