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i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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