why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My dad just said "fuck circus"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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