check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Please, let me fuck your mom
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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