That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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