It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Randomize