puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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