he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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