Dual....:-)
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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