Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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