What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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