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Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with

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(303): View more from Colorado

After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."

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(850): View more from Florida

Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success

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(302): View more from Delaware

I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.

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