fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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