He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
love makes seman taste better
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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