We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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