That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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