i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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