can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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